we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I lost the right to judge tonight
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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