my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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