I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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