Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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