Plan B is the new Plan A
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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