I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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