I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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