he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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