Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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