I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Randomize
