im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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