Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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