I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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