She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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