I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
do herpes really smell.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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