im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
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