i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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