Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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