i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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