What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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