My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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