It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
high people should be assigned attendants
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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