After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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