Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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