Define "chronic" masturbator.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
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