Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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