We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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