The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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