And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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