There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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