I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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