mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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