he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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