That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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