im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Randomize
