Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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