I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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