I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
So much rum. So many feels.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
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