Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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