so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I am naked and annoyed.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
