it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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