Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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