This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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