just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I will pee on everything he values.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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