haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Let the clothes fall where they may.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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