Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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