I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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