I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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