Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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