This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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