Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize