Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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