Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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