I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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