I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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